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[Sep. 18th, 2006|02:12 pm]
I still don't have the intarweb at home at I have 7 minutes left at the library, so I gotta make this quick.

The place is still wonderful. The kitty is a boy after all and the fleas are finally under control. His name is Esteban. He sprays everywhere because he is an un-neutered male, and every time I de-cat-pee something, it gets peed on again. I'm beating him with my beatin stick (the antenna on my cell phone, and not really beating) to get him to go in the litterbox. He's picking it up quick. He's the bomb, baby. He sleeps on my head and enjoys looking out the windows and laying in the sun and chewing happily on my plants out on the porch. He's marked his territory on everything Jango and Meowzer ever touched in their WHOLE LIVES, including some stuff Sunny lived with at home that my mom brought for me, so I'm hoping the spraying stops so I don't have to go chop off his balls.

Ooh, session extended 15 minutes.

I haven't slept in a couple of days because of bitchy pain-in-the-ass xanax withdrawal, but tonight I plan on cutting class, going home, making lamb with mint jelly, mashed potatoes and peas, changing into some pj pants and crashing early so I'm rested up for work tomorrow. Yes, work. I work at Ben & Jerry's now. I almost have the ice cream, frozen yogurt & sorbet flavors memorized. Plus I got to taste ALL of them and it was great fun. Anyone who wants a 10% discount card for serious VIP's, let me know, I have like 100 of them. I get a 25% discount and 2 free ounces of ice cream for each shift I work. I get to wear a bright purple tie-dyed shirt to work. It rules. Plus $7 an hour is not bad for scooping ice cream 20 hours a week.

there is a baby downstairs in the free library that is crying nonstop and making me nuts, so I'm going to go home and start cooking so I can listen to Esteban's nonstop rusty meow instead. he sounds like one of those things you blow on new year's that folds out and makes a farty noise when you blow in it.

Plus, every time I think about my nose, I sneeze.

From: mattressmatinee
2006-09-18 07:23 pm (UTC)
omg ice cream VIP cards!?!??!?!?!
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[User Picture]From: nay_aug
2006-09-28 08:20 pm (UTC)
yeah man, ice cream vip cards. ferreal.
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